Spits The Truth

Name: David Spitz
Deed Names: Spits-the-Truth, Moons-the-Wyrm, Leaps-Without-Looking
Breed: Homid
Rank: Adren
Auspice: Ragabash
Tribe: Shadow Lords
Pack: Cirque du Freaks

Physical Description / Notable Traits: Looks like a stereotypical nerdy Jewish intellectual; picture Steve Gutenberg with glasses.

Common Knowledge Among the Nation: Probably the world's only Jewish Shadow Lord; does a stand-up comedy routine at Moots; lives in South Florida; claims to be an expert on hunting leeches; carries an ancient Shadow Lord sword.

Rites / Challenges: Oy, don't ask!

Family: Stereotypical Jewish mother — but don't worry about her, you should have a good time while she stays home and suffers, because she wants you to be happy …

Rumors: Spits' entire pack was wiped out during the attack on a BSD Hive, and he's never been completely sane since then. His sword was taken from a BSD and thirsts for blood. Everyone in South Florida is at least slightly mad. Spits knows a lot more than he should about leeches. He is trying to take over his sept. Spits' real first name is Melvin.

Quotes: "How many Black Furies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

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Player: MoralVictoryST
OOC Contact: moc.liamtoh|hturT-eht-stipS#moc.liamtoh|hturT-eht-stipS

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